Monday, July 12, 2010

18,000 COOL JOKES 5.2 iPhone iPad and iPod touch

18,000 COOL JOKES 5.2 iPhone iPad and iPod touch


18,000 COOL JOKES
Version:5.2 (iOS 4.0 Tested)
Cate: Entertainment
Price: $0.99





Description:
 WORLD'S BEST JOKES APP! 

 NOW RETINA DISPLAY READY

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 EXAMPLES 
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 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"No then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself".

 A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird", and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?".

 A duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread.
(after a few minutes)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread!
(in a little while)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any damn bread!!!
(some time later)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me one more time I'm gonna nail your damn bill to this bar...
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!!!
Duck: You got any bread?

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FEATURES
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 Retina Display ready
 Fast app switching
 Filter jokes by length- SHORT / MEDIUM / LONG
 Theme Chooser with 4 different themes!
 18 000+ jokes - and no internet connection required!
 49 categories
 Ability to rate jokes online - positive/negative/adult
 See TOP 50 jokes for today, this week or this month
 Search jokes by keywords, with Joke Preview feature
 Share a joke via E-mail, Twitter and Facebook
 Copy a joke to clipboard
 Favorites section, with Joke Preview feature
 Shake detection for random joke
 Easy NEXT/PREV navigation
 KIDS SAFE with adult filter
 App settings accessible within the app itself
 Gorgeous colorful graphics
 Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don't have to read the same joke twice

Have fun!

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You will find jokes from the following categories
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Animals , At Work , Aviation , Bar , Blondes , Business , Camping , Children , Christmas , Comedian , Computers , Dirty , Doctors , Drunks , Dumb , Elderly , Farming , Festivals , Food , Foreigners , Funny , Gender , Instrument , Language , Lawyers , Ma' Dad Facts, Marriage , Medicine , Men , Military , Mom/Dad , Other , Ouch , Police , Political , Practical , Real , Redneck , Relationships , SAP facts, School , Science , Situations , Sports , Stats/Math , Travel , War , Women , Yo Mama

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