18,000 COOL JOKES 5.2 iPhone iPad and iPod touch
18,000 COOL JOKES
Version:5.2 (iOS 4.0 Tested)
Cate: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Description:
WORLD'S BEST JOKES APP!
NOW RETINA DISPLAY READY
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EXAMPLES
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"No then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself".
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird", and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?".
A duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread.
(after a few minutes)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread!
(in a little while)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any damn bread!!!
(some time later)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me one more time I'm gonna nail your damn bill to this bar...
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!!!
Duck: You got any bread?
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FEATURES
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Retina Display ready
Fast app switching
Filter jokes by length- SHORT / MEDIUM / LONG
Theme Chooser with 4 different themes!
18 000+ jokes - and no internet connection required!
49 categories
Ability to rate jokes online - positive/negative/adult
See TOP 50 jokes for today, this week or this month
Search jokes by keywords, with Joke Preview feature
Share a joke via E-mail, Twitter and Facebook
Copy a joke to clipboard
Favorites section, with Joke Preview feature
Shake detection for random joke
Easy NEXT/PREV navigation
KIDS SAFE with adult filter
App settings accessible within the app itself
Gorgeous colorful graphics
Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don't have to read the same joke twice
Have fun!
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You will find jokes from the following categories
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Animals , At Work , Aviation , Bar , Blondes , Business , Camping , Children , Christmas , Comedian , Computers , Dirty , Doctors , Drunks , Dumb , Elderly , Farming , Festivals , Food , Foreigners , Funny , Gender , Instrument , Language , Lawyers , Ma' Dad Facts, Marriage , Medicine , Men , Military , Mom/Dad , Other , Ouch , Police , Political , Practical , Real , Redneck , Relationships , SAP facts, School , Science , Situations , Sports , Stats/Math , Travel , War , Women , Yo Mama
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For more info, please visit: Cramzy
Keep in touch with us on twitter: http:///www.twitter.com/cramzy/
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Download:
Hotfile.com: ط¥ط³طھط¶ظپ ظ…ظ„ظپظƒ ط¨ط¶ط؛ط·ط© ظˆط§ط*ط¯ط©: Jokes-5.2-love_birds.ipa
18,000 COOL JOKES
Version:5.2 (iOS 4.0 Tested)
Cate: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Description:
WORLD'S BEST JOKES APP!
NOW RETINA DISPLAY READY
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
EXAMPLES
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"No then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself".
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird", and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?".
A duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread.
(after a few minutes)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread!
(in a little while)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any damn bread!!!
(some time later)
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me one more time I'm gonna nail your damn bill to this bar...
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!!!
Duck: You got any bread?
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
FEATURES
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
Retina Display ready
Fast app switching
Filter jokes by length- SHORT / MEDIUM / LONG
Theme Chooser with 4 different themes!
18 000+ jokes - and no internet connection required!
49 categories
Ability to rate jokes online - positive/negative/adult
See TOP 50 jokes for today, this week or this month
Search jokes by keywords, with Joke Preview feature
Share a joke via E-mail, Twitter and Facebook
Copy a joke to clipboard
Favorites section, with Joke Preview feature
Shake detection for random joke
Easy NEXT/PREV navigation
KIDS SAFE with adult filter
App settings accessible within the app itself
Gorgeous colorful graphics
Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don't have to read the same joke twice
Have fun!
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
You will find jokes from the following categories
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Animals , At Work , Aviation , Bar , Blondes , Business , Camping , Children , Christmas , Comedian , Computers , Dirty , Doctors , Drunks , Dumb , Elderly , Farming , Festivals , Food , Foreigners , Funny , Gender , Instrument , Language , Lawyers , Ma' Dad Facts, Marriage , Medicine , Men , Military , Mom/Dad , Other , Ouch , Police , Political , Practical , Real , Redneck , Relationships , SAP facts, School , Science , Situations , Sports , Stats/Math , Travel , War , Women , Yo Mama
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For more info, please visit: Cramzy
Keep in touch with us on twitter: http:///www.twitter.com/cramzy/
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Download:
Hotfile.com: ط¥ط³طھط¶ظپ ظ…ظ„ظپظƒ ط¨ط¶ط؛ط·ط© ظˆط§ط*ط¯ط©: Jokes-5.2-love_birds.ipa
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